Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

Believe it or not, straight depression

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

The skeleton is really horny and doesn’t have time for puns.

🫡

I’ve been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so…

My manager must really like me 🥹

It’s a feature, not a bug.

The voices’.

Chess board

100%. Need to get the bullets out the gun

Try being typeless next time