I used to believe there were a ton of things that the universe decided to fuck me in particular. Turns out, it was autisim.

He says wahoo because he got an excuse to meet up with his secret lover, Bowser.

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And to add to this,

Girls are allowed to feel emotions. Boys get theirs beaten out of them.

Hence screaming for help is considered a woman thing.

While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇

I think they call it “analog horror noise” now, along with vhs cassettes.

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Feel the passage of time XD