Bastards all the way down.
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Bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.
If you live near Pawtucket,
Do not drink from the communal bucket.
The local water stinks,
So I only drinks,
Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.
I would say “doink”, which has a higher pitched sound.
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Don’t I know it! I’m diabetic.
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Peanuts are legumes which means that peanut butter is basically sweetened bean dip.
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I’m old enough to have watched the show Davey and Goliath that Moral Orel was a parody of, which made it even funnier to me as an atheist who was forced to go to church as a kid. It wasn’t even that my mother believed the bullshit, she just wanted to be rid of me and my brothers for a couple of hours so she and my step-dad could play “slap and tickle”.