It is no choice between someone who disappoints me in their responses on this issue, and someone who openly wonders if sending a nuclear warhead into a hurricane a couple hundred miles offshore will lead to a positive result. And of course that was with where his mental state was at over 4 years ago.

On mobile Firefox, two right swipes in the middle of the screen closes zapper mode. It is not clear or obvious, but it works.

This guy, what a Lerd.

“Government doesn’t work! Vote for me and I’ll show you just how poorly it can be run!”

I wish that Bernie was my real dad.

Insane, but modern technology makes it much more feasible today than ever before.

This comment has made my day worse.

He won’t spend a day in prison. I don’t believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he’ll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.

Don’t forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.

Honestly surprised that people will have to be caught in fireable offenses during downsizing.

Yeah you really only have to get very good at parsing through the subtleties of dinner invitations.

Out of pocket has an alternate meaning of someone doing something out of line or wildly inappropriate.

As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.