It being a dial illustrates that while people who make such statements pretend that there’s a continuum, it’s really rather binary.

They didn’t even do refunds back then

No, the point is that there really is no middle ground with these people.

Cool, but I already bought it like 20 years ago and still have it on steam

How dare I follow their argument to its logical conclusion

Imagine getting triggered by women not wanting to be assaulted

I’ve been waiting for a repeat of this crossover for ten years!

I’ve been waiting for this crossover for twenty years

“This rape would be going a lot better for you if you’d just stop struggling so much!”

Narrator: It didn’t.

I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

We’re all going to get what they deserve.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Thanks for the handjob?

Where’s my Camp Washington crew at

It’s not choking, it’s “Cincinnati chili,” and you can absolutely get it with beans