Spaghetti_Hitchens

Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.

It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?

LinuX

We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

This man clearly has a neck. Fail

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

That’s how I read that

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you

Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big

I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.

Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)

I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version