Counterpoint: BTFD

Party time! It’ll be a gas!

Do fish feel?

Dumpsters are full of the leftovers from a well functioning supply chain…

If you could invent a machine that sexes unhatched eggs that would be great

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

Thats a $11B writeoff btw

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

Supervised pregnancy. Why not.

Bummer for Signal employees

Dumbass

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Ok SovCit

Shit up about the eggs!

Russian President Musk