Cats don’t buy the food.

Foreign spy bad?

Its funny to say you discovered 180,000 of something big that wanders around slowly in the open.

Is citric acid free? How much before you could have bought a tumble dryer?

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

“guys” now means “all yall”

Pugs, teacup whatevers, etc. Insults to mother nature.

Provide links to the sources.

So its always been trash?

Snub??

Sprinkles on a seven layer treason cake

The onion is just reporting the news now.

Yup

This is evidence that the enemy is hiding their crimes. We have to dig deeper.

Get help.

Dont use insulation??

He raped children.

Wow the shadowy evil dumocrats are good at hiding their crimes

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