Does that giant neck tattoo say MS-13?

Typical

You know what they always say, “due process is only for the innocent”

I guess they are under the protection of the ships flag

For what its worth

Weak

Maybe try a language you both understand

Illegal tariffs

UPS still wants me to pay

What color is her skin?

I switched off my iphone autocorrect years ago for tge same reasons

Unix time is 32bit seconds, not milliseconds

Black bear stole the whole bag from my neighbors garage

Its a simple matter to define noon as whatever utc time you want for wherever you are

2 more bits could have kept us in the same epoch pretty much forever. What were they thinking??

Momentum

You “can” do anything at any time. Consequences still exist tho, especially if you arent a member of the correct group.

That’s a lynching.

Except the bond yields also tank because everyone can see that we’re maxing out the credit cards

Oh no! Anyway…

Don’t make me personally listen to the fucking speech