Or “25?”

Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.

I wonder if the Mandalorian theme was inspired by this

When the walls fell!

Ftfy

No, he’s an 8wk old Goldendoodle. With his ears I can see why you think cocker-doodle.

“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”

Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.

Inexpensive cars

Dark Moaf sounds badass

Is the owner allowed to write off food donations like this?

You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!

The cob betrays you!

When there’s an umbrella-rush, sell rain.

Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?

This is perfect, because it sounds like the toddler that he is.

Why not both?

That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.

You can’t have your chocolate gold metal and eat it too.

My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.

This is why I pause after someone says “What?”

Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.