I’ve never seen a chicken actually fly.
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Yes, but they’re meant to be inside, not being carved out of you by the lung lecture Liquidator.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Lung identification courseEnglish
29·4 days agoThe final lungs are your own.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
News@lemmy.world•At National Prayer Breakfast, Hegseth Says US Soldiers Gain Salvation by Dying for ‘Christian Nation’English
2·4 days agoHonestly, most of the 40k books are… Not great.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
xkcd@lemmy.world•xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-DinosaursEnglish
36·4 days agoCassowaries are even worse.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
memes@lemmy.world•Sir Sean Connery was a selective actorEnglish
41·4 days agoAnd then Highlander, so it was no wonder he was a bit wary when it came to LOTR.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
Technology@lemmy.world•CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a PeasantEnglish
2·5 days agoFeet first?
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump wanted Dulles Airport, Penn Station named after him — in exchange for releasing federal fundsEnglish
4·5 days agoTrump already means fart. Why bother.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide?English
2·6 days agoI still reckon the Queen had him offed.
Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
politics @lemmy.world•Epstein files ‘absolve me’, Trump claimsEnglish
1·9 days agoThis is very likely what the bastard was talking about in the first place.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
News@lemmy.world•Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Ran Kremlin’s Largest Honeytrap and Blackmail OperationEnglish
2·9 days agoI miss Bernie.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
politics @lemmy.world•GoLocalProv | BREAKING: Trump Announces Closure of Kennedy Center for Two YearsEnglish
8·9 days agoKid rock it is.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
Games@lemmy.world•Why is Valve being sued for almost $900 million, but Epic Games wasn't sued when they bought Rocket League and Fall Guys to remove them from steam?English
433·9 days agoNo one gives a flat fuck about epics launcher.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.idto
politics @lemmy.world•Shut it down! The US is better off with no government than with the one it has | Judith LevineEnglish
2·10 days agoThat’s just the plot from escape from new York.

Beating mouldy bins with a hammer sounds more presidential than that fuck.