gassy supergiants

Ugh, there you go talking smack about my mamma again! Dammit, Evil Shrubbery!

Gasp! I’m telling my mamma you said that about her!!

(because it’s gonna make her giggle like an idiot, too, like it did to me!)

Dammit. :( Us humans are so talented at selfishly fucking over indigenous populations and animals in general. Ugh.

It was also absurdly obese.

Hey, just like many of our people! Yay, America!

Those poor lil things… I feel sad for them. :(

Hahaha, now next time you tell her to clean her room or something, she’ll say “fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!”

Seriously, though, I think you made the right choice. Good on you, and it sounds like you’ve got good music tastes!

You get me. You’re my kind of person! ᓚᘏᗢ

It depends on your specific flavor of astigmatism. You’d have to get your eyeballs thoroughly checked out by a fancy eyeball doctor to know if yours can be corrected with glasses (or contacts) or not. Some can be, some can’t be, some can be partially corrected. At least that’s how the fancy eyeball doctors explained it to me.

People who use screen readers (like blind people) would be screwed. I like where your head is at, though!

You lucky bastard! Good for you. 🤘