ValorieAF [she/her]

That is one orange motherfucker

Fuck it, we ball

I can’t not pronounce that like “genitalia” in my mind.

What if I lag out there, man? I’m fuckin’ DEAD!

Into space is fine then, right?

After the recent rally, 100%.

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Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.

Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.

Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they’re outside or in the garage.

I was hoping it was a Bleach reference, but still, very nice.

Why Trump Is Lying About Disaster Relief

And don’t you DARE touch my transgender gun porn!!!

Why is this being downvoted lol

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They’re climbing in your windows, they’re snatchin’ your kitties up

Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your dogs, hide your cats

(Hide your dogs, hide your cats)

Are you dense? A political party is openly planning a fascist takeover of the government. Why shouldn’t EVERYONE care about that?

Bad president*

I’ve been married to my wife for 2 years, after being in a relationship with her for 6 years. Things weren’t always perfectly smooth sailing but we’ve managed to work things out. We sometimes have communication issues, which we’re working on, but at least we understand that it’s a weak point and any fights (which are hardly fights) don’t last very long.

She is quite literally my best friend, and I am so, so grateful to have her. We spend most of our time outside of work together and we never grow tired of each other. We always help each other out and cheer each other up when one of us has a bad day. Co-op campaign mode is a great way to put it.

I came out to her as trans shortly after we got married, when I suddenly realized how I felt about being the opposite gender. She was very supportive from the beginning, and although she was initially a little nervous when I started hormones, we’ve grown a lot closer and our love has grown so much stronger since I began to open up and be my authentic self. And for that, I can’t be grateful enough. Many couples I’ve seen where one comes out as trans end up splitting up, for one reason another, so I think I’m extremely lucky to have someone that can see past gender and love me for simply myself.

I know what you’re saying. Everyone needs to get out and vote, no matter how many positive news articles come out and no matter how “easy” it seems. We need to win by a landslide.

Why is driving a big heavy piece of crap so important to you? It’s not like there aren’t other cars or smaller SUVs you can drive. And it’s not like guns where there is technically a valid use case for them.