Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme…

Nag. Just sounds harsh

Bungalow. Should be obvious.

People who shorten food names aren’t doing English any favors…

'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)

That’s what I’m saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can’t even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

You could just raise your arm and let it loose…

I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

I have nipples

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

Have you tried just asking him out?

I also made most of those shots I didn’t take

In my mind

Ooh I’ll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.