This calls for 50 milliliters of Victory Gin!

My chicory plantation will finally turn a profit! Wait till Dandelion Dan hears about this!

The outrage should clearly be THAT SHE ISN’T USING A COASTER IT A TRAY AND THAT CHILD COULD EASILY KNOCK OVER THE WINE

‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

Late 90s Chicago, I don’t recall this happening much, but I did have a social studies teacher in 7th grade that let kids take their lunch period in her classroom and the AV cart would usually be tuned in to the Maury Provich show.

I watched a VHS dupe my father had made of this so many times. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the proper cover art of it.

‘See you later, navigator!’

https://g.co/kgs/uNhJedM Toxic Love

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…

How do they work?!

I’m unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don’t think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I’m wrong.

Sounds kind of like Fire Watch in space, I’ll have to check it out. Cheers!

Aardwolf by chance? That was my jam daily for a couple years.

I don’t think I ever got anywhere in that game, I just spent the whole weekend rental tazing poor unfortunate bros…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.