A xitterthought?

Everyone knows that it’s dangerous minorities that make you fat!

We’re picking up speed now. Economic doom is imminent!

Ask your Doctor if c/lemmyshitpost is right for you! Side affects may include absurdity, nausea, diarrhea and gastrointestinal distress.

Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!

My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.

sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee

To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.

an homage to a another time?

IRS Code §933 is a little more complex than that.  Income sourced within the territory isn’t required to be claimed while income sourced externally is.

My comment is related to rumblings among blue states being retaliated against by the current administration about soft secession.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/mass-middle-soft-secession-means-094720699.html

update your w-4 to “exempt”

Fake christians (those claiming the John 3:16 clause) are what’s wrong with the world today. If any of these people actually practiced the teachings of Jesus, they would know this was wrong.

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s the truth.

Guess Arizonans won’t have to pay their Federal Income Tax for 2025 then. No taxation without representation, right?

Damn, I didn’t realize plankton had it so hard. Makes sense that it would be krill or be krilled.

Guess Arizonans won’t have to pay their Federal Income Tax for 2025 then. No taxation without representation, right?

Then wouldn’t he have gone to plankton heaven?

You could take refuge in the fact that you must have been a very good plankton to make it all the way to human in a single cycle.

Newsflash: Canada’s about to not have to care about US tarrifs.

The more people are available to self-inform (spending cuts/layoffs) means the more they’re available for waking up. Brilliant strategy on the GOP’s part.

…and betray the one true king of earth?!