Go drunk OP, you’re home.

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

If anything, it makes me more curious about how it smells and tastes. I can’t help it, haha XD

This video of two Danes trying Surströmming fish had me in a laughing fit.

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.

If you’re tired to the point that you can’t retain any new information, it’s better to take a break and try later when you’re rested.

If I’m really determined to be productive I’ll do simple tasks that don’t require thinking, like making flashcards to use for later or writing out loose ideas and paragraphs that I’ll edit another time.