Now this is shitposting

That was actually very clever

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Nah, delete this

Been there! No sweat, was just checking open source documentation standards hadn’t gotten ridiculously high recently 🙃

I feel like their documentation is pretty solid…?

Imo this would be much better without the text at the top

What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

Do you have a source on SW moving to assigned seats? That’s devastating news to me :(

Seriously

Because it’s potentially indicative of a national database of everyone’s DNA, rather than just the criminal database, which would be (and perhaps is) a privacy nightmare

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

Wtf does this mean

This is what Quora feels like to me, every gd time

I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection

Ahahaha, excellent

how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread