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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • …on other news an elderly man thwarted a bear attack by beating the beast with a laptop. The same person could be seen tripping accidentally into the bear enclosure at the world famous SanDiego Zoo animal correction facility where this bear decided serving 3 consecutive life sentences for being at the wrong place and at the wrong time.

    The bears family is suing for unknown damages and specially smooth toilet paper.



  • My dad had this done and his knees don’t hurt from gout anymore. His diet changed dramatically too. Zero meats. It’s been a while so I am allowed this one gag about my dad! He was such a great guy and I miss him very much. IE he is D I D dead, so he is in a sense vegan like myself.

    All seriousness aside, he did get detached retinas and the vitrious liquid in his eyeball replaced. We could see the bubble and his eyes changed from brown to green. My coworker too had a lens op where they also replaced the stuff in the eye.


  • Okay looks like this one is the female because it has the babies! Oh wait I has a penis so this is the male. The other one is the female because it has the vagina. Oh but it can’t have babies. Then this one is the male! And that one is the female because it has the babies. Oh but it has a penis… Repeat.

    Reproductive Cycle of a Seahorse…

    No, seahorses don’t have penises in the typical sense; female seahorses possess an ovipositor, a tube-like structure, which they use to deposit their eggs into the male’s specialized brood pouch, where the male then fertilizes them and carries the young until birth, essentially becoming the pregnant parent.

    Okay so this one is the male because it has a long stick! And that one is the female because it has a pouch…wait but the stick is full of eggs and the pouch is full of cum. Hmmm hold on the one with the stick gives the stick to the one that has a hole? Preposterous! Let’s all pray.