Telegram used to be so darn satisfying to use years ago, but as soon as they started peddling a crypto"currency" it all went downhill. Deleted my account a month ago.

Wouldn’t be surprised if a chubby man with a beard made this.

Horrible name choice though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex_virus

Due to the explosion of AI generated content I feel this applies to the Web in general. I rarely read or engage with anything anymore because what’s the point.

Same, one of my all-time favourites.

https://flufi.me/

I don’t understand why it’s always in the millions. How the hell would this username account for millions in damage?

“I wish no one would assassinate billionaires.”

Thanks, adjusted the question.

The sacrifices we make for not supporting corporations.
Anyway, water is non-coke and it’s an alternative to coke zero. Therefore logically my answer is valid and true, but I can read between the lines and accept your rebuke.

Water.
Go run 5 ㎞ at a decent speed and water will be the best drink ever. No need for poison-water.