The Constitution can be changed; it has been 27 times already, so I don’t see why everyone seems to think it’s set in stone.

Solid State by Matt Fraction

I’m partial to Debian + LXDE, but it has an install option for KDE Plasma as well.

Don’t forget the American robber barons!

Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He’s swinging like an schoolgirl.

I just imagine the most emaciated wastelander actively bleeding out and barely limping along but stopping to just, like, take in the awe of the moment, man.

My wife was a Christian when we started dating, but her opinions on LGBTQ+ issues made her start questioning her faith which led her to leave the faith altogether by the time we were married.

Yeah, that’s just the stance you take when shooting from a standing position in competition. It’s really awkward at first, but it does improve the stability of your aim significantly.

Well, the others are using pistols, while he’s using a rifle.

source: two years of air rifle competition

I was told this as a fast food manager: do not admit fault, only apologize for the situation the person is experiencing. The second you admit fault, they said, you admit liability for any damages, real or imaginary.

I wish I could’ve enjoyed some hallucinogens before my memory went to shit. I’m just hoping it’s my ADHD and not early onset dementia. 🙃

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I’ve never been happier I dropped out of my CS classes

OMG I fucking died at Ace Attorney

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Thought Slime goes by Mildred…

But they’re kind of self-aware, so I think it’s supposed to make them more off-putting.

At risk of looking dumb, what’s up with all the posts about the JFK assassination today?

Fun fact: Redbox is operated by Chicken Soup for the Soul. I almost got hired by them but they screwed me over after I had already resigned from my previous position.

For whole blood, I’ve only ever been given a t-shirt. For plasma alone though, it was purely dependent on your weight and, therefore, how much they can take from you in the one session. I’m a tiny dude who barely weighed enough to qualify and got about $80 a couple years ago. It’s honestly not worth it at all, but if you’re broke it’s easier than many other options. The place was full of the “undesirables” of society because of that. It drained me emotionally, seeing how blatantly exploitative it is.

Edit to add: these plasma donations can be done with a tighter window between them too, so the people who were always short on cash were in there every 2 weeks.

Edit again: I forgot that that was an introductory deal where they give you an extra $40, so it was actually $40 for me. Overweight patients could get around $70-$80.

Surely this decision will be a net positive for the average American and won’t be used as part of a malicious scheme to widen the wealth gap. /s

You joke, but the people here are such zealots that they would make the church the state if given the opportunity. Yet they’re such hypocrites they’d all be in line for a stoning if they did.