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Or at least a razor sharp copy of an Ayn Rand book.

Jeez. Cult members being treated badly but still probably love their golden man? Call me shocked.

It’s an old hacky joke

It’s so odd. I watched the whole thing. Nothing is taken out of context here. He just took a dump on Puerto Rico. Supposedly, he originally was going to call Kamala Harris a cunt, but they were like no no take that out but leave the shitty Puerto Rico joke in. It just seems like he stepped out of his lane by not understanding he was at a political rally where the stakes are different. He was hilarious at the roast of Tom Brady. Too bad he had to go full fascist.

A good reminder to cancel PlayStation plus.

I grabbed her titty. She asked me too. With a tear in her eye she said please please please Mr. Trump touch my titty. I obligated. I couldn’t help it. I had to. She was so innocent. It was a perfect titty touch.

Why is he always wearing a meg beanie? Is he balding?

Unfortunately, the urine based system where richer people pee wealth on less rich people who then pee on poorer people and so on isn’t sound economic theory. Call me surprised, and soaked in freedom pee.

Balls of steel

Well shucks. I thought that maybe some really racist people were weekend at Bernie’s him. I guess he’s just an asshole.

I’m a little worried… My pants are dry, but I’m still a little worried.

Isn’t he cosplaying a perverted, old ghoul?

To be fair fuckface 45, is a disgusting, con artist, rapist, mushroom-shaped penis’ed, pile of burning excrement in some wonderful orange make-up that’s totally normal for an 80 year old man. He also loves the phantom of the Opera which is perhaps the most offensive thing about home.

Thanks MVP

It’s a good thing that we are focusing on this and that the fact that he says he’ll skull fuck Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff if he gets in office (or whatever).

Meh, get a mister. It’s much more fun.

Also, he doesn’t like people fuckin’ with the lights during a scene.

And one planet where he thinks he’s the coolest, badass on it.

No, no. Bullshit absolutist.