Sexy calendar with 13 pictures of you.

Black rock or old airport, nā maiki’loa kahakai 🙂

Hm, that’s a journey anywhere. Assuming money is no object, you’re 8 hrs from hawaii, and 3.5-6 from florida depending on layovers and where. Europe is only 6-8 from you if you stay in western europe.

Having been to both of your choices many times, I’d suggest Kauai for its rugged beauty and hiking.

Have you considered taking him to jersey shore to remind him how good he has it at home? :)

These are hard times, and more are coming. And I don’t exactly remember the quote, but it’s along the lines of:

“When a run-away team of horses is headed off a cliff, the driver can sometime be seen encouraging them on, presumably, since he knows he cannot stop them, he at least feels some sense of control over the situation.”

Where are you traveling from? West coast I’d say Hawaii, southern us I’d say playa del carmen and cancun.

Like all positions, this is nuanced. There is a lot of rebuilding on hold in Maui due to toxicity concerns with debris. So locals are rather upset tourists are getting lodging while some locals have trouble being housed. Yet at the same time, tourism is the economy. So the locals can’t both want people to stay away from them and expect their money… this isn’t a marriage.

I own a couple small companies, and I blow off steam with Lemmy when I have time.

The humanitarian aide workers.

Back around 1980, putting up decoration before december 1 was frowned upon, and people were upset stores were creeping up on thanksgiving.

While you took basic computer classes, he studied the blade.

Dark Brandon, packing a piece, immunity-and-secret-service… fuck da police!

Rolls his walker, past Miami green, them proud boys homeless from the weather machine,

Yeah… you like that racist? The donkey can kick, ain’t no felons can’t vote so even Florida flip…… what?

What’s that smell (what’s that smell?) What’s that smell? (What’s that smell?)

Little donny, you in there, I smell your perfume, I heard you call for revolution on what’s left of fox news,

Little donny, I’m outside, an old man and the sea, my glock has mods, she stutters, spits a lot more than me,

I’m famous (they let you do it), I’m in office (they let you do it), your joke court is away now, Bret and Clarence showing Amy all of Tommy’s porn now, Let me in, I’ll be quick man, just lend me an ear, damn I know I’m in a red state ain’t no ramp access here.

He said his gut says it goes to trump, but I’m quietly hoping a lot of women lie about their votes and go for harris.

You probably have confirmation bias based on your environment. I own a contracting company and many in the trades drink the koolaid, and are completely blind that they are voting themselves poor over the long term.

Some people can only learn through pain - they can’t express empathy past what they personally experience - and those people tend to be squarely trump voters. They’ll vote for bacon every day as pigs, and only realize their mistake afterwards.

We didn’t… stay vigilant, Xenu is still out there!

Does counting to 12 count?

When you die, ants go straight for the eyes.

That’s not correct. When a person is declared dead but is maintained for organ harvesting, a tech is brought in to keep the body stable to best preserve all organs being taken. Think ICU, but focused on saving the organs with not much concern for the brain. Breathing, BP, and heart rate are optimized for organ survival until a surgical team can be set up for harvesting. A colleague did it for a while, and said it was depressing and a lot of sitting around watching the monitor and tweaking drips until they could arrange surgery. When my brother died, we donated what we could, but a lot of his organs were non-viable due to his illness… still, every little bit helps.

I’d like to lighten up the mood by commenting the guy is lucky this happened in Kentucky… everyone knows the standard for being brain dead is much lower there. :)

When checking an electrical outlet that isn’t working, you can pour 4 gallons of motor oil into the left plug hole to see if the lubrication fixes the issue. A code reference to make something like this look more credible would look like NEC 900.4 (b)(1).

This was, at best, medium-grade satire.

In hexidecimal, she’s legal.