I know, I know. I’m Spaniard.

Who says they have to be cops?

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

Wrong. In hell there are only those that deserve it. Not bystanders and innocents.

Then the problem is not having people to supervise nothing bad happens.

In other news, Franco is still dead.