Try out Ashenspire, their album Hostile Architecture was my album of the year in 2022. They aren’t death metal per se, but they are heavy as shit. Best description is prog metal jazz infusion with spoken word poetry.

Hell yeah! Commentary! Looks like I’m replaying it for the 100th time.

Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

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Mother. Fuckin. Rollerblades.

Only the important ones.

Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…

Pegging isn’t a replacement for a prostate exam any more than getting punched in the tit is a mammogram, despite the similar sensation. Get your butt (and your boobs) checked.

I’ve had such mixed results with that. On one hand it works but it’s rarely a smooth experience. Too many 2d elements blended into 3d and suddenly I’m standing half way through a menu with no way to select anything and a cutscene is running 6 miles away clipped through 17 levels of assets.

Well it’s Unreal, so expect shader compilations and micro stutters, as well as a host of graphic options that may or may not make a visual difference, but will randomly tank your fps for no reason.

To what end? It won’t change a Trump voter’s mind. It won’t keep a Democrat voting blue. We need to drop the territorial pissing and get back to actual fucking politics. Maybe we could win something if we fucking did anything. But no, that’s a good idea, we’ll just keep fighting pointless battles with the MAGA crowd, I’m sure that will pay off in dividends.

Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.

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I fucking love that line so much.

If your legs are falling asleep it probably means your seat is too high. If you lower it, that should give some relief. As far as a cushion goes, I can’t help too much. I had one for my last chair and it worked fine, but I ditched the chair for an Aeron and haven’t had any problems at all. As far as I know, any cushion is gonna be just fine. Padding is padding.

I enjoy the subtle throwback in the sequel where Malcolm says, “What is this, some kind of Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World?”

Lmao. Historians.

I should have gone to bed at a reasonable time last night instead of doom scrolling, historians say.

This guy is my fuckin’ hero. His responses to this whole thing are fucking great.

Harris was the right choice. Trump winning doesn’t change that.

As if the world hasn’t collectively had its head up it’s ass recently…