That tweet’s a roller coaster.

You’re right. We all wish that we could eat eggs, meat and dairy but we just physically can’t, and that’s definitely the only reason we’re vegan.

Well it’s great to hear you’ve found a silver lining for a fucking genocide. /s

AOC actually did quite well in her election.

They deserve each other.

Members of the DNC were emailing each other about how best to undermine Sanders’ presidential campaign after promising to remain neutral. Democrats, if you want to inspire voters, let them pick the fucking candidate!

Ok fair enough. I’m not trying to be a dick or anything. I just watched my wife go through breastfeeding two kids and I know how much the stigma against it sucks. It’s tough to schedule around as it is without having to worry that someone is going to be offended that you’re trying to feed your child.

Pumping and breastfeeding aren’t easy. You don’t get to determine when it’s time to pump. Hanging out with friends? Better have a pumping plan. 3 AM? Time to pump. The fact that she’s giving up so much time and freedom for others is really amazing.

You don’t want to know about someone helping infants in need, or you’re grossed out by breasts?

Your dad’s a smart guy!

That’s the smart plan. Every time I’ve been to a casino (4 times I can recall) I had an amount set aside that I was prepared to lose and that would be it for me. A couple times I got ahead and just cashed out.

If you get voted into power, lobbyists give you even more money.

Hell yeah. There is no culture war, only a class war!

You got this!

That’s a great idea, I think I’ll do that as well!

Sort of, Dan Wilson said he had the idea while writing the song because his wife was pregnant so he slipped it in as a double entendre. It’s like 90% bar closing with a couple lines alluding to being born: “Closing time, this room won’t be open till your brothers or your sisters come”.

People have an inherent inability to assess probability. Even with “safer” games like black jack when your odds are a little closer to 50:50, people will keep pushing until they have no money left. Bet it all 4 times and there’s about a 94% chance you lose it all.

Thank you on behalf of someone else who gets super annoyed with loose carts and lazy people!

Good luck with that, it sounds rewarding but I don’t know if I could ever do search and rescue! That’s awesome.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t cry, it’s just a joke!