Didn’t he recently send an additional aircraft carrier? I think he might be lying.

Good one. I don’t even think about it much anymore but it is a constant source of joy.

How is this good for you? Driving a car stresses me out. Why do you like driving a truck!? You’re built different.

I hear you. And fucking Israel too.

Have you seen a rabid coyote desperately trying to fight with itself? Is there anything you can do to help?

A bit of a tangent but these are the right people to ask… What do you think when a site or app says that your password is too long?

Pokemon Red

What is column 1 disk 2?

Yes. Do your best. Take care of yourself. Keep going. It gets better.

Nope

I am so impressed with this solution. I’ve been shitting on the idea of Halloween for my whole life but I just changed my mind completely.

Novel Reading?!

Holy shit -there is a lot to unpack here!

I think taking pictures will do that too.

I’m still not sure why you flagged this as special needs. From the information given this is a normal kid behaving mediocre. Did I miss something? There’s nothing exceptional about doing the work fast, presumably because he did the bare minimum. I interpreted the ‘lazy’ comment directed at his behaviour not his character. I’m sure they have been working on the issue for a long time. There’s tonnes of people out there, confidently underperforming, unmotivated to meet their potential.

I’m just saying it takes two to teach. Students have a responsibility too.

To me it sounds like he put in the bare minimum effort and did not make a good faith attempt. I could be wrong though but it’s a fair guess.

The teacher could add criteria to force him to work harder, but he’s probably going to cheese that too. Can’t force him to engage. Have you never met one of those people that will work hard to strictly do the bare minimum?

Intellectually lazy. And if you sat there doing nothing and didn’t figure that out, and still to this day haven’t figured that out…