As if it wouldn’t be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one’s political rivals

Are you implying that this doomerism is of no use to anyone?

“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

Not quite 50/50

https://theconversation.com/police-solve-just-2-of-all-major-crimes-143878

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

I’ve really got to hand it to that guy. If I were in his shoes, your water is now pickup only, not delivery.

I have had it with these motherfcking mealworm larvae that are capable of consuming polystyrene on this motherfcking plane!

I have heard of someone who did just this but still went bankrupt multiple times.

I’m pretty sure I was in first grade, but for sure no older than third grade, when our sub put on The Blob (1988 version). That sure left a mark on me and I was pretty freaked out showering for at least months afterward.

Not to rain on your (already overwhelmingly underwhelming) parade, but how long do you think the progress made on Right to Repair will last?

And here you are, also not invading Ukraine.

The real wrecking crew was the friends we made along the way.

If you have that available to post it sounds like an interesting watch.

The best part of this is that every search you run has the same environmental impact as clearcutting the Amazon

Paging @DoctorNoses

Spoken like a true tungsten connoisseur.

Let’s arm the children so they can patrol the ballot boxes.

/s because you can never be sure when one of the dumbest things you’ve suggested may become a talking point and then official policy

Then who makes all those pee bottles?