Tag yourself, I’m rip.

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

That too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they’re at a ski lodge where Fry says, “Thank god global warming never happened,” and Leela responds, “Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter.”

I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)

And they won the Senate and are on track to win the house. The supreme Court is already in Trump’s pocket and even if he choked on a big Mac and keeled over tomorrow that still leaves Vance, who is just as insane as trump but knows how to make his shit palatable to anyone who hasn’t been paying attention, which as tonight proves is more than half the country. We are 1000% well and truly fucked.

The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

You just yadda yaddad over the best part!

Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Or the same form, with a different coat of paint.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Kinda. He later said he was being sarcastic.

That’s the crux of it. Republicans almost invariably see life as a zero-sum game. It honestly does not occur to them that everyone could be happy and prosperous.

My experience voting in Georgia is that in-person elections are done on a computer that prints your vote, and absentee ballots are done with SAT-style bubble filling, so hanging chads specifically shouldn’t be a problem. I’m sure they’ll come up with some other kind of fuckery though.

I’m the factory builder who’s bad at building factories

I forget the details, but the long and short of it was that they were advocating for anyone found sending these prompts to an AI being put on an FBI watch list, along with something along the lines of “you’d want to know if your neighbor was doing this.” Then came at least three edits about how they didn’t care about downvotes.

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