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Does this mean that when CNN says, “It’s raining.” I will still need to put my hand out the window?

When I play video game and at every 10,000 points.

When someone makes a move, of which we don’t approve, who is it that always intervenes?

The universe had a chance and blew it, the mountain is 420 feet too tall. I’lll see myself out.

Have you met my friend, Heffalump? He talks me down during these times of inconsistency…

Why is everyone so upset that I put soap in the city font?

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLES!

DO NOT OBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS

How many will have died because the court had to decide now? The damage is done. The damage is the point.

The follow-up is, “Why?”

DO NOT give Todd any more ideas…please.

Is this how the Borg began? Suddenly makes more sense with the outfits.

inb4 WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

The ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE needs fuel! Don’t worry, it’s a very small chance that your children will be selected, just make sure to stay tuned to the gladiator events and serial dramas between the news that the ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE is satisfied for the moment. Check your lottery numbers today to find out if you’ve won an all expenses paid trip, no luggage necessary, to EASTASIA WESTASIA! Don’t worry, if you’re watching this now, you’re probably not on the list of the ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE!
fucking /s

What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News…
Do I put the /s?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

I think you win the interenet today.

I live in the US. WTF are the people thinking that this can float? WHAT? I am sitting in stunned disbelief as the nation does things…

I bring peace…and love

Mojito, King of the Sausages!