A conservative Christian straight white man. Everyone else is at risk

The religion of American whiteness

This t-shirt would fuck

I can’t with you right now

Ohio sherif announces he is a fascist

One of my cats is a secret old one, and the other is a secret dog

Scandal doesn’t feel like a strong enough word for this. Doing coke is a scandal, sex trafficking is a crime against humanity.

Rewatched Mr and Mrs Smith last night it holds up

Patents a way to deliver ads?

So if we just patent all the ways to push ads and never sell the rights we can stop all of this?!?

Man supporting the leopards eating people’s faces party files lawsuit after leopards ate his face

Ya don’t fuckin say

There is no Republican Party anymore, no Democratic Party either. The play between progressive and conservative ideals is gone. There is now a party for halfway sane people and a cult of personality. The Republican Party sold its soul to Trump.

Democrats don’t need to pretend they’re progressive anymore nor do they need to pander to evangelicals. They’re the only game in town now for better or worse.

/s’nt

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

Wouldn’t stay poor for long with all that insider trading money

To decide if the list of trumps illegal actions are considered official like social media posts. Now that the rule is set to protect anything official Biden only has to put it on white house stationary to make any action legal.

You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate

Same, this woman is a living saint just like Rogers

It is, but they got the spirit