I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I’d quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I’d become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don’t have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

I’m like the whitest woman I’ve ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we’re going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he’ll get one and keep it long enough, and that they’ll assume we’re “harmless.”

…actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

It’s so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn’t a weird homophobic thing.

I’m pretty sure that’s not even the same guy.

Is it? You didn’t use any.

I’m still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

…nailed down or on fire is fine.

She wouldn’t let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for “she has a box and won’t let us see what’s inside.”

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.

Think if it as a moral cancer.

Both are equally in the realm of “rich” when compared to people living paycheck to paycheck.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

I’ve been really wrestling with my own anti-violence and the now-obvious fact that violence gets results.

as we just elected them

That’s because the system is rigged. We can only ever choose between one rich person and another.

I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

It’s the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!

Speak for yourself!

…I haven’t read the book yet.

Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of “causal” to “casual” by commie.

I do want to warn you it hits hard. The album hits hard and the visuals really twist the knife.