They easily could have found a phlebotomist who needed the extra money.

Is it actually all that easy to find medical professionals who don’t have qualms about killing people as a side gig from their day job of healing people?

Lmao my Pixel 8 also developed the line. I had the screen replaced once, but it happened again within a year and by then it was out of warranty.

I’ve had so many different Nexus/Pixel devices over the years, but Pixel 8 was a much worse experience than a Motorola and I had to pay 2x more for the privilege.

Now I’m on a Moto g power 2025.

Lmao same 🥲

I literally had it in my shopping cart ready to buy when I discovered they removed the headphone jack.

I went with Motorola instead

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Turns out it doesn’t prevent pregnancy, it just changes the color of the baby

Thanks to the heatwaves, cats are also room temperature

I imagine a lot of Americans

Definitely

also Western Europeans

Certainly not

I feel like I see them in Chinese and Japanese grocery stores regularly

Ironically almond milk was invented because God said people couldn’t have animal milk during lent so they improvised.

I’d like to hear his rebuttal before jumping on the hate wagon

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Two birds, one stone

Gasoline cars need to accept grass if they are ever to be a viable replacement for a horse. Like, what if you’re far from a gas station but there’s a meadow right there?

Only fringe enthusiasts can own a gasoline car that doesn’t have a biofuel fermenter attached.

She won’t let me hold hers

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(8 digit number because Europe)

It is indeed a novelty lighter

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Installation guide for Netbeans

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