TTT is an excellent example of what happens when there are too many guns

And yet never a gun for Ben when he gets rezzed 😞

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jump

Enjoy your deathtrap Americans

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

The Nerf gun suggestion sounds more fun

“The second mouse gets the cheese”

Secondly, do you have any actual evidence you’re basing that on, or is it just Israel’s word you’re taking?

I mean, high ranking Hezbollah members do keep dying in these strikes, possibly including Nasrallah in this latest one. Sure Israel are still dicks for accepting the levels of civilian casualties that come along with it but the strikes do seem to be hitting actual targets.

What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?

The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

…or was that Flareon?

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

If one of those types of football was by far the most popular sport in the world we might just call it “football” without any qualifier.

Xylem is a major component of almost all the plants you see. I’m not sure how much more real-world representation you can get…

Xenon? Xylem? Xenobiology? Xanthoma? Xylocarp? Xiphoid? Xerosis? Xyster? The scrabble favorites xi and xu?

There’s loads of cool words that begin with x

Honestly the most surprising thing about Tim Pool being a useful idiot is that someone found him useful.

Geeze, spoiler alert dude.

This post made me realize that there’s almost certainly Outer Wilds rule 34 out there and I would like to go back to my previous blissful state of ignorance.

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down for a second there.

“The cat sends their regards”