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Oh! He’s the one that did the Perseus sculpture that gave me nightmares when I was six. That’s neat.

I’d be fine with a small monument of him blowing Bill Clinton.

Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.

If they knock: a polite “I’ll be out in a moment”

If they bust in like some kind of shitting Kool-Aid man: a cheerful “HOWDY!” with sustained eye contact.

Depends on how crazy security is. I’ve seen it done with a CamelBak, dark fabric, and a decoy water pouch. Then again I’ve also seen a guy that brought so much beer through security that he built a little pyramid of cans on the seat in front of him.

This, but tactile.

You know how sometimes you can watch a food ad and taste the food they’re selling? This is like that, but I can taste the bag they reheated it in.

100%

A lot of them moved permanently. I live in a podunk state and yeah. When we got the vaccine, there was a whole new crop of established people at the bars and they were all assholes.

During the pandemic, our CEO did a company-wide meeting and told us to reach out to extroverts because they were really suffering. And yeah I get that but can’t the extroverts just reach out to each other and save everyone else the hassle? I mean that’s already kind of their schtick.

I doubt it.

It’s weirdly close to Vonnegut’s drawing of a butthole so it’s the one that sticks in my mind.

Pssst. It’s the Claude logo.

I dunno, but that was my textbook growing up. College was fun.

Amazon, unfortunately.

My wife and I bought a TV on the internet. What brand? I have no idea but it’s the type they have in waiting rooms and restaurants. Zero internet. Zero apps. You push the button and it turns on. It’s the best fucking purchase we’ve made in the last five years.

It’s not like you suggested something really classy, like Coors Banquet.

They cut him loose after season 1 and the show got better.

I do this, except for the part where they’re all identical.