One day we get told we’re allowed to swear on the internet next day this

life is a prison

Well there is a certain point where most people’s morals are going to fail. What sets people apart is where that point is.

seems like witchcraft

I’m not going to bully people for enjoying their wretched abomination they dare call pizza, but man, they have to stop rationalizing

stop hurting my eyes

stew that makes them blind for one day

My favorite Home Alone trap is still when Beatrix opens the trailer’s door and Budd just immediately blasts her with a shotgun.

This is like those Onion comics. Like literally, this could be an Onion comic.

No it’s the part that includes everything below the ankle. Basically the foot.

The Republicans hate this, but this is what peak christmas cheer content looks like.

All I meant to say was that it was quite an agressive reply compared to what other people sent.

Nuh uh. It’s just that women never get targeted by the CIA psyop they do in hope of a school shooting whenever they want to take away your rights. The folks over there are misogynists and think women aren’t strong enough to shoot up a school. Prove them w

alright this was a bit too much larping for me too

It’s funny how the .ml guys under the meme saying .ml was shit were all like “yeah we know looking for new instance” and the moment someone mentions your instance you say this

In my language it’s called a purple onion

and the we call white onions red

not being able to find the button, now I feel unsafe

Linux Undivided

The Sage is one of those wordplays that still gets me

it sounds like it was written by cgp grey to parody his own video

heroes walk among us