It’s something actually good, so he won’t do it. That, or he’ll find a way to make it horrible.

He was in for a world of hurt and decided to EWO instead.

I don’t blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

That motherfucker’s lying and getting me pissed.

Donald Trump spouting a Juggalo-adjacent line wasn’t on my bingo card.

As an apostate that used to attend an AG church, this one hits waaay too close to home for me. It also doesn’t surprise me that much. The one I used to go to veery much had an “in-group” mentality.

Well, there is a Jason meme, too, but that’s something completely different.

Explanation

Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.

He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.

Actually, I’d be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he’s got a lot of it.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I will never not think of that Whose Line bit whenever I see a post that’s just Meow.

Ant Accessible text is best accessible text.

COCAINE

I thought it said debugging for a moment and was about to say something about the DMCA.

Bro your jaw must be absolutely jacked.