I know this shitty dollar store Grover Cleveland likes to hold onto a grudge, but damn!

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

You seem to be thinking of 1930s bank robbers like John Dillinger. I was thinking more along the lines of 1990s bank robbers, like the North Hollywood Shootout guys.

These guys look like they’re about to rob a bank.

Amarantine was about her cats, wasn’t it?

A cacophony-wave music video, I guess.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…

Weird hair and tacky fur coats, I guess.

Let’s hope this causes more Perot-esque vote spoilers on the right wing.

Well, he does believe he can fly.

After reading the article, this ironically seems to be one of the few times Donnie Moscow managed to pick someone who seems decent for the job.

Beyond The Mind’s Eye was my jam.

I don’t really care enough anymore to actively wish any of those things on him. I just wish him gone from the Oval Office. The particulars are someone else’s problem.

Turns out we’ll try all sorts of bizarre schemes before we’re willing to try doing the obviously right thing.