Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

It’s the European name for truck nuts

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

[Everyone disliked that]

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut

Hey look, he’s doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?