“No, you’re not going to have our children!”

We’re too busy not vaccinating them, so they die of preventable diseases, and if they’re girls, we force them into marriages with men much older them to purify the Evangelical bloodlines. I hope there’s a special section just for them waiting in hell if it exists.

I use em dashes and emojis all the time. OMG, am I AI?

We shall now refer to that one guy who golfs a lot and pretends to be president as Mr. Facism, man who pretends to lead the American Facist Party.

Well, it’s fine because they’re just bringing back forced child labor.

So, just another Republican donation, will they also be part of the Big Bill of Garbage now that they’ve sponsored fascism?

Money to fund gestapo US Border Patrol and ICE-IS but not enough for health care for our elderly, education for our youth, or nutrition and housing assistance for our vets.

This government is morally bankrupt. Error Code: 404

Do these people work for the government 🤔

Fishing Life is pretty fun, and Seabeard (although this one does have ads.) If you like card games, maybe something like Hearthstone, which is a strategic card battle but you don’t have to take it too seriously.

I started looking into cozy games on my phone so anytime I get the urge to doomscroll I turn to that instead.

In other words, paying back those major Republican donors.

The MAGA murder bill

If the BIG Bill of Garbage passes, there are no more free elections.

A lobster would be a better representative than Fetterman and his MAGA brain damage at this point.

He seems to know a lot about “young boys.”

So, has anyone actually read the 1,000+ pages of the Big Bill?

Because if you did, I promise you wouldn’t be celebrating a time America gained her independence knowing that our government is about to rewrite history just so they can have a big old tax break with the blood of Americans on their hands. Democracy was a nice 250-year project while she lasted, but she’s at her end now thanks to the greed of a few, it appears.