When I was a kid I would change the channel until commercials were over

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11, horizontally. I’m gonna put the “choco” in “choco taco”

Thanks!

Which client is this?

Reminds me of the scene from The Good Place where Chidi puts peeps in his chili

4K is actually such a steal. If my tv ever breaks down, that’s exactly what I want to upgrade to (and hopefully something thrifted)

I found a 40-inch 1080p TV for only 20 bucks at the thrift store, I’ve been using it for a year now and it’s great!

I really thought this was either Caillou or Charlie Brown, only to find out it’s

That’s definitely true! When I sing they all seem unbothered if not slightly interested in what I’m doing

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SPORTS!

From what I’ve seen it’s all on-device using their new chip, but I really don’t trust Apple to not collect data with it

I really wish I were multilingual for this exact reason

How to tie my shoes

I wish my phone had expandable storage. It’s unfortunate that to get a high-end Samsung phone I have to sacrifice that :/

‘Gays Too Precious To Lose In Combat’

How can the idea be shitty if it doesn’t have enough fiber?

Well, there goes my peanut-shellfish-penicillin blanket…

There’s one on Mastodon

@remindme@mstdn.social 1 day