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On an iphone 13 mini because it’s just about the last reasonably-sized smartphone left even though ios has tons of little quirks that annoy me. Favorite was probably the OG Pixel I had until like 2020 when it finally died, RIP

K’chain Che’malle. Fricken’ dinosaurs with fricken’ sword arms.

The man wants a glass of molk!

The Lies of Locke Lamora is just begging for an Ocean’s Eleven-type treatment.

Sorry for your loss :(

This one is old but never fails to make me laugh, hopefully it helps at least a little:

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=zj3wakWZeLzvXRP3

See, this dude’s an experienced and responsible Florida driver.

As a Florida Man I can confirm that this is 100% true.

Trump Can Only Think of Himself After Fans Collapse at Town Hall

FTFTA

So they’re just doing a way shittier version of the movie “Her”?

Right, I get that, it’s just that that particular incorrect usage annoys me more than most.

“Would of”, “could of”, and “should of” infuriate me for some reason.

The Queen is Dead is the only Smiths album I like, the others just don’t do it for me.

I respect your opinion, but hard disagree - SFTD is good but both Villains and (especially) …Like Clockwork are better musically and lyrically imo.

The video for Pump It is also amazing

This CERTAINLY couldn’t have any national security consequences, nope.

Take my opinion with a slight grain of salt because it’s been at least a decade since I read the book and a half of the series that I got through, but from what I recall the books just didn’t really have much to them - flat characters, awkward dialogue, and the actual prose itself was pretty bad. It was also boring enough that I just didn’t care about anything that was happening, and I’d read enough good fantasy by the time I read Eragon that its flaws were hard to look past - I know the dude was a teenager when he wrote it, but that doesn’t make the work magically better. Not trying to shit on anybody’s parade, but it just really wasn’t my thing.

I don’t know about worse, but the Eragon books and movie are equally terrible.

Wow you spelled that next line really wrong

That was definitely the joke, yeah

Malazan Book of the Fallen, Gentlemen Bastards series, most of Neil Gaiman’s work, The Library at Mount Char, the Baru Cormorant series, Gatsby, Flowers for Algernon, and most of Plath’s work - I go back to most of those every few years.