You just learned that today?

immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling “I’m hit! I’m hit!” at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

They’re not known for their culinary excursions.

Raids and colonizes 3/4 of the planet for their spices… doesn’t use any of them. /s

Obviously wouldn’t work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

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It probably brings back some junior/senior high school trauma they most likely all have caused.

I’m pretty sure that’s a lot of this issue. They were bullies and assholes in school and always picked on the “weird kid(s)” and now that they’re being referred to that way they’re freaking out because they’re scared they’re going to become a target.

One of the best West Wing lines ever. Penn Jillette is awesome.

appointing a Supreme Court Justice during an election year

FTFY. Voting had already started when they rammed the handmaid in there to replace Ginsburg.

replaced sugar with chemicals

OH NO, NOT SCARY CHEMICALS!!!111

Sugar is a chemical, ya dolt. So is water. So are most of the components that make up you.

Man, education has really taken a nose dive…

Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

I think you missed the joke.

it’s on you to meet sure your understood

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Mosquito magnet. I have one, they work very well.

In the US, electric vehicles are only affordable for wealthy drivers.

Here’s 14 used EVs for under 5k. Yeah, they’re not the greatest whizbang self driving blah blah blah, but I put almost 100k miles on a 2011 Leaf and had little issue with it, and my kid is still driving it to this day. It’s all you need if you’re just running around town doing errands. Rent something for long trips.

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?zip=90017&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&sortDir=ASC&sourceContext=untrackedExternal_false_0&distance=100&sortType=BEST_MATCH&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d2077

Well have a nap… THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

I had a lady in the marketing department open a ticket with us many years ago when ILoveYou was running rampant and we had blocked yahoo mail, gmail, etc on our corporate network and she was PISSED because “I need to access that for my other job!”. Yes, she put that in the ticket. That was a brief discussion with her manager and a resume generating event for her.