The moon would like a word

Wine would like a word

The article doesn’t say that now… Which means you’re probably a real time traveler. Please tell EA to go with Titanfall 3 instead before you come back.

Bold of you to assume that someone was touching my peepee before all those craziness

Sharing one device should be fine. What games are you trying to play?

I don’t see a nurse

Well ya that was really bad. But it was just that 1 time (also it’s with the credit roll) so I’m going to let it slide. I also started reading a book at that part tho.

The delivering part is actually fun tho. The cut scenes are confusing but they don’t really take that long so it’s fine for me.

How did they put it on the stage?

Sweating. Always pick sweating.

Now you have to train so hard it turns blonde

just gotta clean the filters regularly

But what if they take you to their planet and show you their advanced society that everyone works a 3-days week and have great healthcare, just to send you back to Earth afterward??

Hey he liked the food

So you think you’ve found the hole of simulation and don’t even try to buy some to see if it is really a decoration? WTF bro

50% of all ≠ 50% per person

How do you make a character who moves so fast he can travel through time lame? It’s fascinating

Yo you did the right thing at the end. It takes guts to admit that you have made some wrong decisions.

This makes it sounds like Google is building their own nuclear plants

Or you can both go and have some fun