Stanley Parable, the entire game is about making fun of the player.

The tax payers don’t pay for this. It’s the royals’ property.
So the tax payers hundreds of years ago paid for it.

Yes. In school we had a course where you programmed a virtual robot navigating through a maze.
The commands were simply “go forward”, “turn left”, etc.
Then they introduced basic programming principles one by one.
Simple loops, conditions, outputting messages, etc.
The following year, they switched us to programming in Pascal and it was basically the same thing, only now we had to learn some simple syntax.

It would be great if there was an alternative to them.
For people in trusting long-term relationships who want to have sex without a condom on.
So that the burden of birth control doesn’t default to the woman altering her hormonal balance.

All you need is to dig a straight-line tunnel through Earth for the planes to fly through.
Elon is already on it.

Luckily for you, all those Muslim migrants then moved on to Germany, where they took our jobs while lazily living off our welfare, forced our cops to become racist, and turned our gay frogs straight again.

From this alone, I’ll diagnose you with ADHD.

And centuries after ;)

Jurassic World 1 is my guilty pleasure.

That’s the main issue here. This fridge didn’t show ads when people bought it.
So buying things that don’t show ads isn’t enough. You need to only buy things that don’t get updates.

I just wish I could buy a cold box, a hot box, a spinny-arm water box and a spinny-drum water box without computer chips in them at all.

Show him this one instead:

How is Big Ben a landmark?
You can’t even see it from outside.

simple as that, the company hires new people.

From where? The large pool of unemployed skilled air traffic controllers?

The one in Helsinki is separated into 3 floors, 1 of them is for quiet reading.

In Northern Europe, that’s called a library.
The one in Helsinki has board games, media stations for watching films or listening to music, gaming consoles, PCs with design and CAD software, VR rooms, 3D printers and other fabrication machines, conference rooms, study rooms, workshops for fixing things, recording and photo studios, a shared kitchen, a cinema, a playground…

Oh, and books.

He’s going to submit the plans in 2 weeks.

After the workers are finished, Mandy from Saxony comes home to see the result of the house renovation.
The entire floor is covered in white bread.
She shouts “What’s this? I wanted parquet flooring, not baguette flooring!”

(Parquet and Baguette are pronounced exactly the same in Saxonian dialect)

And in true German fashion, they privatized it only half-way, combining the disadvantages of a privately run enterprise with the drawbacks of a state-owned company.