Were it only that easy.

Started smoking cigarettes again recently too. Fuck self care!

I’ve never heard it put quite like this before. Poetic.

They just hit the second tower.

Hail Satan!

Well, imagine my shock.

If I suddenly became a competent adult, I think it might tip people off.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.

Good news, everyone!

It’s against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of the youth.

How’s that cock taste?

Taste the hammer of justice, scum.

An exercise in futility if ever there were one.

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The “ah fuckit” is already strong in me. And I’ll be 40 in 6 years.

It’s a delicate balance. Swing too far in the other direction and you end up like me, believing you are inferior to everyone.