Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FptxpX1THJmZcA%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=64bc06b94877b13de24808fc27b1bbc76d83d0b23fb9ac2143955648c8563d5a&ipo=images

She thought she was getting the milk for free but the cows got tacked on at checkout.

All the investigators got arrested for asking, not that anyone’s seen her…

Since I have too much time this morning I did some digging, and I don’t think anything is going down.

You observed 2 airliners that regularly fly between Russia and Turkey:

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/tc-jfj/

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/tc-jfk/

D-KSJX is a glider: https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/d-ksjx/

Aircraft SPIRB is most likely a private plane that took off from a rural airstrip at coordinates 53°58’59"N 20°52’51"E.