Sadly my first thought was “this isn’t news, everyone knows this”.

My job is good, while it lasts. They exist but yes they’re rare. Keep looking…

About 4.835 micro cubic fathoms.

Not trans, darn that’s 43 pastors in a row.

Who’s Newsom? You mean that lame duck dude filling in for Katie Porter?

I’m super pissed off, my car stopped working today. The little fuel indicator said E. Thanks a lot Biden. Then while walking to the gas station it started raining. Seriously f that guy.

“Biden did it” literally.

My mom: “hey honey how do I uninstall this Pokeman Go app? The uninstall button is greyed out. It’s using 20% of my storage and battery”

Next up, Saudi Arabia buys the Samsung Galaxy and Google Pixel smartphone lines. Pokemon Go comes installed in the system partition for free with 1000 free PokeCoins, how generous!

Honest typo, my bad.

Newsom is reflecting the general population, that essentially believe trans people should not participate in sports (usually trans women* in women’s sports, though not always). I don’t blame him too much for following the popular belief, even if it’s wrong - that’s democracy. But his language doesn’t reflect disappointment either, he sounds exactly like JK Rowling. I will certainly be voting for Porter.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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It’s literally a picture of a normal man with normal feet we wearing big shoes. It’s not even convincing…