I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

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Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

TIL: Meshtastic - An open source, off-grid, decentralized, mesh network built to run on affordable, low-power devices.

What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.

I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can’t inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again… It worked! Amazing!

Wow, so the “x” on screen means I have to press the “x” on my controler while it’s highlighted!?

Damn, thanks for spoiling that puzzle!

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

Mad Donald 3 - Beyond the Iron Dome

What about Texas?

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

Let me help you with an additional rule: horny and hungry hardening shall be coupled and only occur together or not at all.