Lol. Janel’s newest hobby is X-treme flash photography

Goddamn this is a good one

Dude, he bought a full priced phone and the distributor preinstalled ransomeware on it.

If you think this is acceptable just say it: “Distributors reserve the right to install ransomeware on the devices they sell.”

Just say that.

I just thought of a new business: Baby Debt.

We trick children into signing contract so we can legally control them financially for life.

Baby Debt: It’s Not Illegal

He presented his logic and included well-recognised definitions and sources. He literally could not have done better without a peer review in the field 🤣🤣

So: shut up bitch

Lol 🤣🤣🤣 it’s the secret sleep experts DON’T want you to know

Huh. I was actually planning on autopiloting for a few decades and then dying behind my desk like my daddy did.

Also, in my experience with more hands-on jobs, the whole crew usually breaks or slacks off together. So there’s a lot more talking in a circle than posting and infinite doom scrolling.

It drops deep as it does in my breath. I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Hmm I see what you mean I think, thabks for the reply

Interesting… I never got into Ubuntu because of the look but everything I read about it sounds like a headache. I’ve totally seen the exact cycle you described multiple times.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more useless comment yet. Congratulations, that’s an achievement.

Excited delirium is a four-decade-old diagnostic theory that has been used to explain how a person experiencing severe agitation can suddenly die while being restrained. Last year, the American College of Emergency Physicians withdrew a 2009 report that had been the last remaining official medical pillar of support for the theory used increasingly over the prior 15 years to explain away police culpability for many in-custody deaths.

Ayo WHAT?

I think it’s coming. The newest generation will probably be willing to take some major risks. Millennials and gen Z were raised with hope but I don’t think that idea was passed down.

I think apathy, hopelessness and rage let people do violence and there’s a lot of that going around now.

The government doesn’t want me seeing this

How about this… We split the difference and go out for some pescaito frito. 🔪🐟🍴

Bruh. I’d consider running a genocide to be a special case…

Bruh. Isn’t stopping this type of activity the whole point of cannonicle controlling the store?

Same here. When I got my first smartphone in highschool, I quickly became massively addicted. I would guess that at least half my time was spent on reddit and 4chan for many, many years.

Though I don’t blame my parents… How could they have known?

It’s actually french, pronounced “pickle”