Due to federation oddities, you’ll need someone on your instance (such as yourself, by definition) to subscribe to begin receiving posts.

There’s already Windows S mode — if you bought a device with S mode enabled, you need a Microsoft account to disable it.

There aren’t any unhandled errors! There aren’t any unvalidated inputs!

.moe already exists; my Matrix client has a .moe domain.

or creatures :3

Traders placed over $1bn traitors’ perfectly timed bets on the Iran war.

FTFY