Did he fart?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

Tulsi and Matt better start drinking BEER!

SecDef choice is meant to disrupt the military so it is not as effective.

“fiscal conservatism”

I remember when i thought they wanted balanced budgets.

Yeah i gave the Trump and Musk one a listen in the interest of hearing what they are saying. Oof. Needs an independant real time fact checker. Bad.

There aren’t too many others getting much market share to voice other takes.

Cartels will have nukes shortly after smaller countries with weak or bribable security forces have them.

They get to go to reeducation camp first!

A mandate of hate.

No Nancy. You and your DNC are wrong and that is why you lost the presidency, senate, and house.

Fake party.

No, not even close. Where did you even get Red Scare from? A soviet era propaganda textbook?

it was a new Pearl Harbor.

you obviously werent around for the flag waving and sticker epidemic that i was refering to.

9/11 was 23 years ago.

The nationalism that arose implanted itself in the children of that era.

Those kids are now in the voting booth.

Both sides.

One wing is cheaper than two!

MAX profits!

Oiligarchy more precisely.

Mortgage to pay, health care insurance costs, kids tuition, …

Slaves to the systems of life.

They had Bernie and killed his chances every time.

Andrew Shultz origin story revealed

He was concerned Fat Man had diabetes.