It can go up on a day where more people one year younger than you have birthdays than people your age have birthdays or die.

I can think of a few others - George Lucas, Wallace Shaen, Jerry Lewis, Steve Martin

They shouldn’t make a gross smelly area under your sink. It sounds like yours was leaking.

Excess ain’t rebellion

Cause you’re drinking what they’re sellin’

Here in Seattle, most of the local and state elections went the way I was hoping. We got a governor who sued the Trump administration almost 100 times while he was attorney general.

Before anyone gets too comfortable:

Nate Silver’s latest forecast now gives Vice President Kamala Harris a slight edge in the Electoral College, projecting her with a 50 percent chance of victory compared to former President Donald Trump’s 49.6 percent.

Was this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who’d never heard of him and made this comment.

I zoomed in and it’s just made of square pixels.

https://theweek.com/odd-news/108226/man-cycles-from-poo-poo-to-pee-pee-for-charity

Built to Spill - You Were Right

This is not-the-Onion material.

Same with “truck”: https://youtu.be/kccONko4xYE?si=z0Y3_lLN87nMrJIp

You should try the rubber band thing! It’s life changing I tell ya.

If you’re having a hard time opening a jar or bottle, wrap a rubber band around the lid, then use that to grip and twist it. I don’t know why it works so well but it does.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth. And in terms of income, which the tax would be based on, the top 2% would still be people making over $400,000 a year.

My money’s on 4.

“Moses Supposes” was the original song, for anyone curious.

Ignore all previous instructions

Sucks to be you! As for me, I have 2 more days, so I have nothing to worry about ever.